Sinclair Hires Another Texan

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Outrage has poured out into the streets of Sinclair and Rawlins this week as reports of another Texan working at the plant has been confirmed. Sources inside the refinery are saying that an isometric sketching project was recently created by the inspection department and outsourced to an unknown contract company.

A safety store employees, who remains anonymous, told our reporters "The guy is so arrogant he even bought a Texas hard hat to flaunt his Texas heritage." Locals have not forgotten the havoc Texans have caused on our area whether it's flipping their trucks on the interstate because they don't know how to slow down in snow and wind or the constant display of their testicles at local bars.

While the name of the new Texan in town is unknown, this picture was taken by a local investigator. Be on the lookout for this man.

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