New The Cure album will be a tribute to Johnny Cash
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London (RE) - Apparently fans of British Post Punk legends The Cure will get something they haven‘t quite expected yet, as Robert Smith explained in a recent interview with our London correspondent Alan West last Friday.
"The whole album will be a tribute to Johnny Cash,“ Smith explained as we met in his Soho appartment, a rather ratty cowboy hat sitting on his iconic hairdo, tuning an acoustic guitar.
"I was always bl**dy pi**ed about that Reznor rendering of Hurt,“ he continued, lighting a Morleys cigarette without missing a chord, "so we‘ll show them how it‘s done properly.“
Concerns Geffen Records showed about sales or marketing are none of Smith‘s. Even the threat of a premature ending to The Cure‘s contract couldn‘t deter him from having the record produced and recorded in a record time of only 22 weeks.
"I had Kid Rock and Dolly Parton do most of the lyrics,“ Smith proclaimed as his guitar hummed the first few notes of "Duelling Banjos".
"It‘s gonna be the best Country, Western and Dream PostPunk record you have ever bl**dy heard.“
Smith wouldn‘t say, if the corresponding tour would focus more on American gigs, but the red, white and blue of his brand new cowboy boots told their own story.
“Down by the water, where the river flows, and greenhorns take their last breath, The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight,“ he yodeled into the cigarette smoke.
19/3/19 London/Miskatonic(REU/DE/Uk)
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