Rapper Drake Caught Living in a Shed with Celebrity Teenager Millie Bobby Brown
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On sunday afternoon, local police officials, SWAT team, navy, and marines infiltrated South Atlanta rapper Drake's swamp shack on report of mass amounts of poppy seed muffins and Kombucha. Much to their surprise, authorities discovered Drake absolutely pounding Millie Bobby Brown in their fortnite server.
Drake is being on found on 4 counts of manslaughter (in the third degree) along with two counts of kidnapping and possession of illegal drugs. He is expected to make his $4 trillion Bail. If he does not make bail by the 28th of the month, he will be sentenced to 354 years in federal prison along with accomplice 6ix9ine.
Speaking on the issue was Millie Bobby Brown, saying "I think Drake is a cool guy. free my nibba X. C'mon cuh i didnt grow up on these streets just to have my brothers disrespected like this. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Now get the F--- out of my face you little C---."
This statement from Brown hit very close to home for many bystanders.
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