Caitlin Willis has the clap!!
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Caitlin Willis, on the 2nd of may, left her house to attend the flower park Dalton le dale. Police searched miss Willis as she they gathered a huge suspicion of drug use. We know this because we asked a 26 year old male near by caricks. Officers of Durham constabulary then approached the male and confronted him about the situation, he then replied “fuck knows mate but she’s off her fucking trolley and it looks fucking incredible!” We then followed miss Willis to the Dalton le dale dene ‘flowerbeds’ where she met young ladies by the name Elleise Pinder and Kate Baxter who were also under suspicion of drugs. Hours later we attended the scene again with a further incident involving miss Willis and her ‘partner’ over who gave who the clap. Elleise Pinder then shouted “ YOU FUNNY BUNCH OF CLAPPED UP FUCKS, I LOVE THE SESH”
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