Savoy man buried in own house.

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Savoy resident David Morgan is believed to be buried inside his own house under what authorities believe is to be a ton of G.I. Joe action figures, old military photos and various rocks. Mr, Morgan's wife, Shannon says she hadn't seen him for three days, which was fine with her. She was barely concerned when she heard a rumbling and a crash from the room down the hall, which is where Mr. Morgan spent most of his time. She was quoted as saying "I hope the cats are okay". Upon reaching the room, she found she couldn't get the door open due to the weight of her husbands "collection of oddities" piled up against the door. Three hours later she figured she'd better call 911 since one of the cats was still missing. Search and rescue arrived on scene within minutes with a K9 unit. They tracked the cat to Mr. Morgan's play room, but also were unable to get the door open. When Mrs. Morgan was asked what could be blocking the door, she replied "toys and rocks". At which time a feeble voice on the other side was heard to say "minerals!" It was then decided the only way to extract the missing cat was through the roof. Mrs. Morgan suggested they might as well extract her husband as long as they're in there. "I mean he does do SOME stuff around here", she was quoted as saying. In the end, besides being a little scratched up and embarrassed, both the cat and Mr. Morgan are doing fine, even though some of Mr. Morgan's rocks were crushed in the incident. "MINERALS!!"

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