Aliens are coming to town

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Are aliens real? That is a huge question that has been asked for years. Nobody has proof that aliens exist. But aliens are real. The question has finally gotten the TRUE answer.
How do we know though? I can't show proof, but you CAN search it up on Google.

Aliens are coming. "There have been random explosions with lasers coming from a UFO" a witness says. We don't know where they will strike next, but scientists believe there is a pattern, lasers have been shot in a triangle, a specific triangle. We have only recently seen them in Mexico, but they are slowly coming to the USA. Know that I said "recently", they actually started in the Bermuda triangle. People randomly go missing in the Bermuda triangle, coincidence? Nobody knows.

But the real question is, are aliens targeting people? It seems that they aren't killing animals, they're only killing humans. We can't tell if it is a coincidence or not. They only strike every Friday.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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