Very Sad Story About a Chinese!
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So one nice day in China a young child got sent to the USA for some reason and that is a big no no so that was much sad. Small china kid was cry all day and he was sad because his best friend
Xiaowei Chong was stuck in china FOREVVVEEEERRRR!!!!
So now, little young Chinese child was very sad. but then his mom buy some chicken and he was happy so they ate chicken but then his stupid brother ate all the chicken and punched him which gave small china child depression for 8 weeks.
But...…
*GASP!!!*
His name....
*OOOOHH!*
Was the nasty, tyrannical, and utterly sadistic Tianjin Ming!
So he was sad a lot and got bully by the nasty, tyrannical, BLOATED school bully but since he from china he had to pay Mr. Bully some CASH. not just any cash, but yuans.
So then Tianjin Ming was much mad, and did not cry this time instead he made a big bomb and very VERY creepily said "BYE BYE YOU BIG BUBBLE!" to the bully. then he blow up the bubble...… then Tianjin got in to big boy trouble with his parents and that was a bad thing.
His parents made him watch the emoji movie.
Then he got bullied again in second grade. so at the first day of school, everyone said where they grew up.
most were: "I grewed up in Ohio!!!!"
but...
meanwhile, there was a voice from the dark corner of the room.
the only one who said, I AM FROM CHINA!!!! :)
in a Chinese accent
much laugh. but then the teacher has a little talk about mr. rascist man
oh no.
anyway, Tianjin ming grew up to become GREAT PRESIDENT OF CHINA!
the end. cool revenge story
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