Zay's Report: Dick Pulling Is At A All Time High
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Youth football has turn into a Dick Pulling Sex Pool and its ruining the game. Coaches rather ride the wave of teams who's beating the team they're scared to play or who has already beat the shit out of thier own team.
Take the Atl Vikings for example, they just recently got anal rape 40-0 by a team with flea market Gucci helments on but worrying bout who getting playing time on WapBlack, who just lost to EMS 14-0. WapBlack sent several invites to the Vikings for game and each time it was declined. Vikings HC stated "We just tryna get better and go back up to SC and only lose 28-0 this time", Nino, number 2's dad, who shaped like a samsung double door refrigerator stated " Im just the Snack Coach".
Old National just coming off a 2-6 season and just got thier ass whooped like a prostitute returning back of her stroll with no money by WapBlack 14-0 in the CB. And for some strange reason they celebrating EMS win over WapBlack like Old Nat and EMS had combined. Coach Roland, the Steroids coach stated " Passion Party at Coach Drek's one bedroom apartment this Thursday, everybody invited, mens only tho".
Atl Tigers doesnt play any real competition in the regular schedule and when the Tigers are called out they run like a cheating Cheetah who BM got his phone. They pulled out of the Wednesday night game with WapBlack, they said they can share the win with EMS. Mya Mya, team mom with Tourette syndrome stated "Pussy ass nigga, Hoe ass bitch" to no one in particular.
In other sports news, Marques Gray's son has finally caught a TD pass for the Falcons United. Congratulations Marques, it only took 3 years and 8 attempts. Coach Burks, Falcons United's water coach who only scream his son's name during practice and games, whispered "That nigga son is still a linemen tho".
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.