Somalia declairs war against the US
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Earlier this evening Somalia declair war on USA starting with a series of bombings over New York. Casualities have been accounted to reach upwards 100 thousands, while seartch parties are still seartching, finding injured and dead.
Authority recomends bunkering up on lifeimportant stocking such as food and water. You should also consider to raid the nuclear misile silos spread over the country to force the us to send them towards somalia, declairing a nuclear war.
Somali president Ali Akhubar have publicly stated that
"Why the fuck did we agree to this?" Eddy demanded, crossing his arms over his chest in a very huffy, feminine way. His hair was concealed underneath his newfound favorite hat, with the very tips of his hair exposed beneath the band. Double D noticed this, but continued to type away on his Apple laptop. It was that one that could easily slip into a manila envelope, but had no USB connections, but this model did have Bluetooth sync capabilities with all his devices, so it really didn't matter. Even his printer at home was Bluetooth equipped for this laptop."To help the war torn path of Somalia on its way to recovery and-" Double D began still focusing really more on his typing then Eddy's rhetorical question."Don't bull fucking shit me, dude," Eddy said, then gestured at the wafer thin laptop that was perched perfectly dead center in the middle of the tray that collapsed from the seat in front of Double D. "You brought that shit here, along with all this other bull shit equipment that I know you used when we were checking the swamp for signs of the goddam Bird Flu."And what do you think that means," Double D scoffed, though inside, he had a warm and fuzzy feeling. Eddy was finally beginning not to only observe things around him, but take his previous notes and apply them to current situations and use them to make an argument. A few more years and he could very well end up in debate!
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