WOLLY MAMMOTH REPORTED MISSING
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This just in “behemoth” James Conlon was reported missing off of the coast of palm beach Florida. He was last seen at the tug boat convention and was getting top from an absolute unit. It is rumored that he may of ran out of coal on his way to yop all the hot moms from Miami Beach. THEREFORE if you see a middle aged man who’s cute af and on a lifeboat it’s most likely “behemoth” James Conlon.
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