KawaiiCookie Quits BW
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The incredibly popular Blocksworld player, KawaiiCookie, or KC for short, has decided to pack up everything, and quit BW forever.
Last week, drones flying around her house has spotted her make a world. First she placed a black sky. Then she added rain. Last of all, her big blockster, of BB for short, looking down. We suspected this was for the Halloween season, but really, for her quitting.
The next day, we interviewed her, and she sobbed, “I have no time for BW. There’s no point anymore. I just have too much schoolwork.”
This was incredibly saddening to her currently 30,000 followers. People made funeral worlds for her. The next day, we interviewed another BW player PvZ XY, and he felt depressed.
This may be the doomsday of our world. 4 plagues, following by Thanos, the Seven, and much more has put Earth at risk.
Today, she made a world about WHY she quit. It turns out it was because of PvZ XY putting too much pressure on her. PvZ XY’s 2 models, Po-Po, a replica of her BoBo, and the baby he made for her, Rosy, has given her occasional nervous breakdowns she has every 15 hours.
People are widely blaming PvZ XY for the mess he caused her. They have started a war that is even more brutal than the Tom1972 war 30 months back. They have even been requesting Linden to BAN PvZ XY. Now he has 0 followers, and is one of the major outcasts of the BW world today.
Will she ever return? Will PvZ XY get banned? Moneygrabber, a popular localist, has theorized that PvZ XY might get banned, likely in 2020. Zaius, a dev for BW, knows nothing about the situation and just shrugs his shoulders over the idea. He was never included in this madness. No one will ever know...
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