Drought Hits St.Helens
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Its St.Helens the town that gets hit with a drought this year. It was reported that the Town is getting its Water Produce From Sweaty Betty (The Towns Local Star). Ellis Smith Said This About the Situation, "Its terrifying amagine drinking parr swimming bath sweat. It tastes of pure shite as thats all she talks. Its like drinking cattle piss. Even brexit cant beat this situation. We Get Loads of it from her 50 inch tv size of a fod. It runs down all her acne and gives the water thats shit taste. Hopefully this will be resolved soon." As we all pray for St.Helens here it looks like a very sweaty xmas
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.