Russia is now recruiting powerful super hobos to their army
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 86915 Shares
Drugged up hobos are joining Russia's army, and you could be at risk of the following symptoms: death, itching, diabetes, fortnite addiction, swelling, blood loss, concussion, constant shaking, bladder leakage, vomiting, cancer, autism, paralysis, and more. For more symptoms, visit www.russiaprotectionprogram.com/symptoms and learn the danger of hobos. These homeless people know karate, and are roided up for action. It is even worse when they have guns. Call your family and tell them to make a hobo-proof bunker deep underground. You should seriously be panicking and storing your canned meat. The apocalypse has begun, and you're probably being stalked right now. Dread it, run from it, but fate will arrive in due time. There is not much time left.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.