Santa cums for Christmas early
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Police were called to an address late last night to reports of Santa being spotted going in through a 14 year old girls window the girl was said to have been tied to the bed and raped constantly over 4 long painful hours after Santa was done he didn’t pull out and now the girl is said to be carrying Santa’s elves this type of absolutely disgusting behaviour by someone who is loved by young girls and boys across the world is horrible so I advise parents this year not to celebrate Christmas or young daughters will get pregnant thankyou and that is all for 16:00pm news tune in tonight to find out what happened when the queen got raped goodbye
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