Marine Anthropod wanted for illegal tickling of Aardvarks
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NYPD is looking for an anthropod Corporal known only as Julius. Closely related to spiders and crabs, NYPD asks his relative Eugene "armor abs" Krabs of his whereabouts. There has been no success in obtaining clues of his location. He has been seen tickling Aardvarks near Time Square. A reward of 5 Yen will be awarded for any information on this anthropod.
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