Local man Cyrus Avey was caught sniffing cocaine off a donkeys erection
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Early on Friday February 28th a local man was found by his neighbors snorting cocaine off of their donkeys erection. It’s not clear how the donkey got an erection but the cocaine infused man gave the deputy’s a run for their money when he started yelling “help me Tom Cruise” “help me Oprah Winfrey”. After he was detained he handed the deputy what they thought and he believed was a pair of glasses which in fact was nothing at all.
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