Corona virus found linked to cookie distribution
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A study by Theodore Cleaver of the ITT-Tech (on-line) Department of virology had found a native link to the spread of th Corona Virus and a popular cookie source.
"I was just walking into my grocery store" Cleaver said "and I realized that before these little girls dressed in green were selling cookies, we had no pandemic and now we do". " The correlation was just to stark to dismiss"
Cleaver says it appears two versions are the most dangerous, Samoas and Thin Mints.
He advised anyone still having those kind of cookies to box them up and send them to his lab for proper disposal.
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