Birmingham Resident Tests Positive for COVID-19

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On Wednesday morning, local Birmingham civilian tests positive for the cover-19 virus. The patient was in a Starbucks Drive-Thru when she suddenly felt very ill. She proceeded to Beaumont Hospital where she tested positive. Many patients at Beaumont Hospital were exposed to the virus as the local Birmingham citizen did not walk in with a mask and may have given the virus to everyone who was in the hospital. Governor Whitmer plans on sending in military martials to Beaumont to help separate patients who were exposed to the virus and patients who were not. All Michigan residents should prepare to go on lockdown as it will be approaching very quickly.

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