Local teen dad sexually assaulted a badger

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Alfie Allen, (aka Pissy Dick) was spotted on cctv molesting a badger very aggressively in a child’s park after he sniffed a very lethal gram line of the finest rhino ket that he cooked up in his baby mums house last Sunday night. He was reported by a worried women who approached this creature and when she asked what he was doing he responded “I’ts just minge init”

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