Donald J. Trump struggles with many complaints of different sightings of UFO’s on California
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Last year April 24th 2019, A reporter complained he had found a spaceship that looked like a plate shaped object that zoomed from the sky, Donald J. Trump also found out about it leading it to him making an investigation on California, they opened the Area 51 and strictly prohibited all trespassers to go home before they get arrested for 200 years,
Then he finds out a space craft has crashed into a deserted place, they found shrek and a hot anime babe inside it, Donald Trump decided to befriend Shrek, leading it to for him to make up a plan since he fell in love with the hot anime babe and then, One day he pushed Shrek into a closet locked him up and dusted the anime babe, they married each other apparently the name of the anime babe was Karen, now he name is officially changed to Karen L. Trump and she is now planning to take over the tri-state area with her doofinshmertz powers, and Karen looks like Doofinshmertz (a little bit too much) and then BAM! they made a potion where it would make Donald trump do what they say, and they planted it on his food.
Suddenly...he falls and then he begins to work as president still since April, He is being controlled and used to rule the world and make it a bad place leading it to the cause of why Donald J. Trump is so mean.
He has also been trying to take the budget off of Minecraft and also, “lets not forget about Shrek my home boi” said one reporter and he found out Shrek escaped to his house and he lives there is donkey shooting rainbow farts out of his butt while singing “el burrito savanero.”
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