Simps are statistically more likely to be infected with and die from the Corona Virus

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Simps, specifically living on the south shore of Long Island, are two times more likely to obtain, and unfortunately die from the Corona virus. If your children or loved ones are putting themselves in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, taking girls on long boat rides, or constantly snap chatting girls please call the CDC hotline. Please help this country by destroying simps and stopping the Corona virus. If you know someone who might be a simp contact (516)778-2089 IMMEDIATELY to have him eliminated.

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