My Asshole is Puckering
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This just in, my asshole is puckering and throbbing from the sheer amount of vermicelli found stuck up my ass. An entire jar of Rago pasta sauce was also found, but it seems like the onion and mushrooms are officially stuck between my large and small intenstines.
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