Green Front Closes Its Doors Unexpectedly For Good

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After nearly 70 years of furniture, Green Front has decided to permanently close their stores.

“The decision was long, hard, and difficult,” states Richard Cralle Jr, who is president of Green Front furniture. “We know that many families have been coming here for years, but we had to do what was right for our business and workers.”

When we asked local residents about the closing they were all sad. “It’s our main tourist attraction,” states Ann Doyle, a resident of the local town. “My family and I been coming her for years,” says Mary Hearle.

The remaining furniture will be donated to Kelly McKee who needs furniture for her house. The buildings will turn to apartment complexes.

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