Cat falls out window, suffocates pedestrian.
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A cat in Lawrence, MA, fell out of a window today and upon landing, suffocated an unknown man. Witnesses say the man was walking on the sidewalk when the cat fell and landed his face. The cat, named Squishy, was heavy enough to pin the victim to the ground. We did manage to speak to the owner, Mr. Michael Perrone, who stated that his cat has always been extraordinary fat, and expressed his condolences for the deceased and his family.
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