Sisters Wanted in LA County After Parking Lot Altercation

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This last Sunday in Monterery Park, two sisters, now identified as Hitoe Hiraki (26) and Takayo Hiraki (24), are now wanted after an altercation with Jehovah witnesses outside of Los Angeles Family Church. The two sisters were finishing their Sunday service, despite warnings of quarantine, when three jehovah witnesses drove by in a grey Toyota and began questioning them about their faith. Video footage reveals that after several minutes of bickering, Hitoe threw the first slap which stunned the opposing group. In retaliation, the remaining Jehovah witnesses began to berate the elder Hiraki sister, which was met by Takayo grabbing two of the three witnesses and dragging them outside of their car and onto the curb, in which she proceeded to stomp on the two of them. The last witness, who had been slapped by Hitoe, had locked his car doors, and proceeded to call 911. Further footage reveals the elder Hiraki sister smashing the passenger window with a bat, unlocking the doors, and dragging the last Jehovah witness onto the curb. The two sisters then took turns with their violent assault, and can be heard shouting threats as “Peace starts with us, but you all will end up in pieces!” and threatening them to now say their prayers. After the two sisters heard sirens approaching, they made off in the grey Toyota, leaving the three Jehovah witnesses in a bloody heap. Further eye witnesses say that the two were seen driving in the direction of Alhambra, which sources say is their main residence. Police are expected to patrol their surrounding neighborhoods in Marguerita Avenue, and keep an eye out for the sisters. “They may look up to Jesus Christ, but they’re down with the Devil” the head of the Alhambra Police Department stated. More updates to come.

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