Junaid jawed escapes from Prison in an erratic attempt to make it to shimlas before iftari
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After the latest aftermath and the unprecedented turn of events, mr Boris Johnson had jailed Mr Jawed of West bowling Bradford. The police were inform when Mr jawed stated to a neighbour “fuck this lockdown, I’m having a shimlas”. The neighbour had then notified the police and Mr jawed was arrested and detained in relation to this offence. It is rumoured that Mr jawed states in interview that “I don’t care. Arrested me. I want my shimlas and I’m going to get it fuck you pigs”.
He was sentenced last week after being found guilty after trial. Defence council, Mr Hasan khan stayed that “Mr Jawed is a determined young man, who is determined to change his ways. It was a one off offence which was due to his addiction to shimlas chicken donner”. Never the less, Judge Rose imposed a harsh sentence of 1 year in custody.
It is reported that two friends of Mr jawed, namely attique Mohammed and Yaqoub Ahmed entered the premises at HMP and jointly helped Mr Jawed to escape. He was last seen at Bradford Shimlas on great Horton Road road. The police are appealing to the public to not approach this dangerous man and to notify the police immediately upon sight of him.
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