Pumpkins Are Not Allowed In The US Anymore
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Sad. We have just figured that pumpkins have a deadly disease called Arsenic. This arsenic is one of the deadliest acids in the periodic table or could be the deadliest! The Arsenic is an acid that comes from outer space and we found this in pumpkins. The pumpkin's muck everywhere is either the cousin of Arsenic or the blood brother of arsenic, but either way, pumpkins are now deadly!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.