Red Bull's For Kids
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According to Drinks For Kids, (a scientific program that studies drinks and their effect on kids), Red Bulls are not safe for those under the age of 13. Kids that age don't need energy. They are very hyper, because of the destorine running through their body. Caffeine stuns kids' growth. Those who start to drink caffeine under the age of 13 are smaller in life, according to a study we performed. Those above 13 are more tired, as they have active hormones running through their bodies. Not to mention it is very hard for a teenager to wake up in the morning. Those who drink Red Bull under the age of 13 are more likely to die under the age of 60, most likely from a heart attack. All of the sugar in Red Bull causes tooth decay. Dentist Reke said, "If there was one drink I wish no kid to drink, it would be Red Bull. So many of the cavities I fill are caused from Red Bull." Drinking Red Bull at a young age also causes horlompha, a disease in which your blood veins shrink, and you eventually die. Please, do NOT drink Red Bulls under the age of 13.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.