Unfortunate Events Unfold! Stabbing in Oregon.
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A woman by the name Berenice Rodriguez has unfortunately died due to 600 stabbings to what she called a butt but i didn't see anything there.
the murder suspect was none other than Post Malonie, the 24 year old artist had this to say about his situation "that bitch was driving me around in circleeessss run away, run away."
Berenice was coming out from her late night shift as the circus clown, she was walking safely home until Post Malonie had jumped out of the bushes and took down that clown.
Bere's last words were "pero yo pense que era tu quesito " Post Malonie had allegedly said this
"pos pensaste mal nena".
Her family had this to say "she was a clown and she died a clown" said skinny sensation Miguel Rodriguez, "she had too pride she was a clown on the inside and out, her diet wasn't working I felt when she hit the ground!" said ratchet sister Crust Rodriguez.
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