Offset's New Song breaks all streaming records

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Just hours after the tragic death of his cousin and his nephew, Offset is back on the grind releasing even more music. His latest single, off his album "New Migos" features 21 Savage and Young Thug. The single titled "New Migos" has already broken all streaming records despite only being online for 2 hours. On the song Offset raps about the death of Quavo and Takeoff and how he's bringing in Young Thug and 21 Savage to replace them. The deep lyrics include lines such as "I fuck Cardi B everynight," and "Fuck Quavo and Takeoff, I'ma kill em, then replace them with Thug and Savage (brrt)" It may take years to work out just what he means in these lyrics. In other news French Montana was arrested for the double murder of Quavo and Takeoff, but was released after evidence appeared that the shots were fired from inside the vehicle and a video emerged showing Offset shoot Quavo 57 times with an assault rifle. Police investigators say that this case may never be solved due to the lack of evidence regarding the shooters identity.

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