Oxford's former Biochemistry professor to coordinate BioStark at Stark Industries
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Four weeks after the data manipulation and copyright accusations, Stephen Strange announced this morning a new lead on BioStark. Alone in front of the Stark building, Tony Stark's assistant revealed who to blame and a new change of actions for the project. Tony Stark, who is in Australia at the moment to sign on another project, tweeted about it welcoming the new scientist.
The formal announcement will be made later this week, on Friday, during the first charity dinner Stark Industries promoted. "We appreciate everybody's patience and attention during times like these. We understand people's concern and we thank you for your trust in us. Earlier this week, Doctor Nicholson, the lead scientist of Stark Industries was dismissed from his position at Stark Industries. A formal investigation, led by us showed that Doctor Nicholson did, in fact, manipulated the data to look like the project wasn't functional. We are not releasing any information on why he did what he did, but actions were made." Strange said.
"About the copyright accusations, the teenager from Tennessee, who supposedly had a project similar to ours was visited a week after the information release and the projects are not, in any way, similar enough to cause any legal problems. The teenager, however, was invited by mister Stark to join our team of employees in January next year. He's a brilliant kid with a great future ahead and we're encouraging him to use his talents for the best. Stark Industries will also sponsor his college expenses once he graduates high school."
"We would like to apologize to our investors and partners one more time and to our beautiful team of scientists at Stark Industries. By the end of the week a report with actual information will be released about the entire situation, explaining any other questions people might have on the matter. We would also like to announce that doctor Bruce Banner, who has a PhD in Chemistry was invited to join our team and he kindly accepted our invitation. Doctor Banner will be coordinating the project named BioStark and we look forward to welcome him next Friday night during our dinner party. Thank you."
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