Key Worker of the century Award received.
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Today saw the first ever 100 year annual key worker awards. Many famous stars and business people alike attended the award ceremony to see arguably one of the most important key workers to have ever lived appear on stage and claim the award. Tom Hyde of Wolverhampton in England claimed the award to no surprise of his peers and people across the globe. Tom (pictured) is a boiler installer from coseley, a job which has recently drawn comparison to that of open heart surgery. Tom pulled out all the stops during his speech in which he had this to say “I wouldn’t like to thank Chloe Cooper my girlfriend who does absolutely fuck all.”
After the award ceremony it is said that Tom returned to work where he is still waiting for the waterboard.
We salute you Tom!
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