500 LBS And out running the police!

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Fat man escapes police after stealing bags of chips at grocery store. Officer Daniel Mertle says he tried to stop the thief by shouting out telling him to stop running. Officer Mertle runs in pursuit to apprehend the Fat man and was shockingly surprised "he say's" and stated that the man was really fast-paced managed to slip away leaving a small trail of Grippo's BBQ chips. The man was spotted by a Kroger employee 4 days later at the location and called police and he was arrested.

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