XXXTENTACION was saved by Ski Mask The Slump God
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It was just found out about 20 mins ago Ski Mask’s home was being robbed while he was out running errands when he got back he looked around suspiciously and told somebody to “come on” out of his car this man had blue dreads and had face tattoos he was wearing baggy shorts and no shirt.Police got a call by neighbors who wanted to file a complaint officers walked up to Ski Masks house and knocked he opened the door and the police asked him do you have anybody in your house before ski mask could answer a voice from inside yelled “NO” the voice sounded like XXXTENTACION.The police yelled at the voice in the house and said “who’s there” Ski Mask answered “do you know the rapper xxxtentacion.”The officer replied “yeah I was on his case” And then Ski Mask had this emotional story “well that was him I know you think he’s dead and all but no he’s not that was a waxed body by me because X told me he was gonna fake his death again but then those 3 black men came and shot the waxed body X and I were in the trunk when those three black men left the surveillance cam didn’t catch me and X ran away behind some houses and I was at a store a little bit behind those houses so my car was in the parking lot over their so we hopped In the car I told X to lay down in the backseat so nobody saw him and yeah xxxtentacion has been living with me for about two years so if you ask me I think I saved X’s life.”Then a man in baggy shorts emerged from behind Ski Mask and it was the famous Jaseh Dwayne Onfroy.
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