Local Whale Learns To Speak English, Bellydances

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Local whale, Pork E. WhaleFARM(25), has taken the identity of a young boy who, apparently, eats McDonalds from his ass. This whale has assumed the boy's identity (not disclosed due to minor status) and begun bellydancing to Shakira's "Hips Dont Lie," and soon began going viral on media sharing site, YouTube. The views recieved are in the 65+ age category and are 96.2 males who use search terms such as "dancing little fat boy" and "delicious chunky boy dances for me." Mr. WhaleFARM is currently being hunted by the Newport News police force, NCIS Norfolk, and some Inuit fisherman. A $200,000,000.00US reward has been offered for the whale. If found please contact the Inuit fisherman, that way we can be sure this whale is killed and i never have to write a stupid headline like this again.

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