Illegal operations: Two friends run illegal lemonade stand to raise money for unknown causes; currently in hiding
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As if 2020 couldn't get any weirder, two friends have been accused of running an illegal lemonade stand where they charge $2.30 for lemonade. When questioned by our reporter they refused to go into detail but made it clear that the money goes straight to "the boss."
When asked about this boss they excused themselves to go to the bathroom. Several hours passed before our reporter realized they'd done a runner.
No photos were acquired because the reporter "forgot to bring their camera" (you have a phone for a reason Uranus!!!) and the duo were wearing face masks like good citizens in the midst of the pandemic would. They also kept a 2-meter gap between each other when possible and used hand sanitizer each time they took money from someone.
We have no clue where these lemonade business-folk are, however we managed to get names at the start of the interview: Jupiter and Saturn.
If you have any idea where these people are don't do anything about it because honestly we don't give a shit.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.