A battle is happening!
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There they were. 2 cows on a farm. When the farmer left, they had to fend for themselves. They ate the farmer's crops to survive, and they drank the water out of the hose. After that was depleted, it was certain. The barn peoples went to war. The two cows built a fortress out of the farmer's bricks, and hoisted a small red flag at the top. The cows dug trenches, and the barn peoples prepared for war. They sent the declaration of war to the neighboring farm. Out of nowhere, The Horse Republic arrived. Hundreds of horses charged to the trenches. In the fort, the Archer Duck shot his bow. The horses in a panic fled the battle. It was won. Much of the horses left behind food and even water in their panic, and the Cows created rations. The Archer Duck declared a state of emergency, which forced all of the Barn Peoples to search for food anywhere they could find it. Then, they had to store it into the fort. The Cows collected food, but one rabbit from The Rabution Empire raided the fort while Archer Duck was sleeping. The Barn Peoples called to overthrow Minister Archer Duck because he did not catch the rabbit. Archer Duck was exiled, but rose up to power as Vice President of the United States of Meanduck. Archer Duck himself declared war on The Barn Peoples, and he was defeated. Archer Duck, humiliated, resigned from the United States of Meanduck and left for Canada. In Canada, he was found by a loving farmer. Without Archer Duck, though, The Barn Peoples could not function. The Cows called for a Kingdom, and Mack of Cows became the King. Later that evening, the Barn Kingdom collapsed and split into 2 groups. The Cow Freedom Movement and the Cow-Buffalo Kingdom, now with Halpakee Buffalo as King.
Stay tuned for part two!
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