Junior escort
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JOB DESCRIPTION
HELP WANTED:
Women and girls do you want this job?
Prostitution is often described as glamorous, as an occupational alternative for women, as an answer to low-paying, low skilled, boring dead-end jobs, as a solution to the high unemployment rate of poor women, as a form of sexual liberation, and a career women freely choose.
Are you tried of mindless, low skilled, low-paying jobs? Would you like a career with flexible hours? Working with people? Offering a professional service?
No experience required! No qualifications needed. No minimum age requirement. On the job training provided.
Special opportunities for poor women – exotic looking women - single mothers – women of colour Women and girls applying for this position will provide the following services:
Being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally with penises, fingers, fists and objects, including but not limited to bottles, brushes, dildos, guns and/or animals;
Being bound and gagged, tied with ropes and/or chains, burned with cigarettes, or hung from beams or trees;
Being photographed or filmed performing these acts
Workplace:
Job related activities will be performed in the following locations: in an apartment, a hotel, a “massage parlour”, car, doorway, hallway, street, bar, public toilet, park, alleyway, on a stage, in a booth etc.
Wages:
Wages will be negotiated at each and every transaction. Payment will be delivered when client determines when and if services have been rendered to his satisfaction.
Corporate management fees range from 40-60 of wages; private manager reserves the right to impound all monies earned.
Benefits:
Benefits will be determined at the discretion of management.
NO RESPONSIBILITY OR LEGAL REDRESS FOR THE FOLLOWING ON THE JOB HAZARDS:
Non payment for services rendered
Sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy
Injuries sustained through performance of services including but not limited to cuts, bruises, lacerations, internal haemorrhaging, broken bones, suffocation, mutilation, disfigurement, dismemberment and death NOTE: Accusations of rape will be treated as a breach of contract by employ
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.