United States president Donald Trump signs executive order to drop lizzo on Iran
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“We need to eliminate our threats in Iran before they hurt anyone else” said president trump late Wednesday afternoon announcing that lizzo would be dropped on Iran in late November, lizzo has responded to the order by saying on Twitter “as long as I got my McDonald’s I’ll be ok” this entire ordeal stems from a controversial tweet from a user known as “chief keef’s intern” saying “it’s over Iran” despite the positive reaction from lizzo her fan base is crying out to try to get president Trump to revoke the order, one fan by the name “I simp for lizzo 420” said “NO TRUMP YOU CANT DO THIS I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING HER ONLYFANS”
Trump closed our interview with him by saying “I have to protect the American citizens by all means necessary” our national security correspondent Fredric Melton said “the blast of lizzo hitting the earth launched by an f-22 raptor at five hundred and forty three miles per hour will create a blast five times as big as the blast created by the Manhattan project that was used in Hiroshima ending World War Two inevitably destroying all terrorist organizations in a five hundred mile radius”
Hilary Mcgann @hilary_mcgann contributed to this article
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