Recap: The League 2020 Covid Season Week 1
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The opener of the 2020 youth football season was a damn good one. It kicked off with the repeat of the 2019 B2C championship match up, the state Champs Falcon United vs 2 in the state Hapeville Hornets aka WapBlack. FU defeated Hapeville 12-6! The two best QBs in that age group put on a show for the crowd, FU QB Hayes threw 2TDs passes, a 30 yards bomb to 17 Megatron and a pass out the backfield to 3 Caden who ran 59 yards for the TD. Hapeville QB Mari(Prime has his country ass mama like to call him) went 6 for 8 passing and 1 great 80 yards TD pass to 4 Jiggy. The Hornets dominated the entire game but play calling and penalties was their downfall. 44 and 3 played lights out defense for the Hornets.
College Park Rams got their ass Molly Wopped by Tucker Lions 26-0. The Rams didn’t have no stats to report, they couldn’t run the ball, throw the ball, I don’t think they could even hiked the mfing ball. Tucker did what they wanted to do the whole entire game. To let a mediocre team like Tucker dominate you like that I’m assuming the Rams was playin Covid Defense, staying 6 feet from the ball carrier.
Atl Bulldawgs defeated Tru Elite 19-6. Tru Elite played like some Tru Bullshit. They threw interceptions like Oprah giving out gifts on her show....you get a pick ..you get a pick ... it was Hor-ree-bal. All the parents wana blame the OC Coach Mario and dammit they should! Coach Pimp, who was the OC at first but got fired for unexplained absents and a sexual harassment claim stated “I’m glad they lost ...Go Flames”. Ashley Marie, 3 mom for Tru Elite stated “F U Tigers, I’m goin to FU”. The Bulldawgs has size and physical.... hold up ... where tf did this team come from tho? The bulldawgs didn’t even have a 10u last year, I gota put my Investigative team on this.
North Henry beat Twin City Outlaws in a boring ass 12-0 game. With only 15 people in attendance there’s not much to report.... Spin won damnit!
In other news two team moms almost came to blows Saturday night at the game but one was scared (Semone Pope) and the other one was glad (Dee Focused). Coach Ken was blocking Dee from getting to Semone like a NFL All Star pass protection guard. Semone was just standing there scared with her knot Knees shakin like a Pool Palace twerk contest. Semone, who is 6’3 430, and Dee, who is 5’11 290, it would have been a decent fight. Semone stated “She just mad Im Bump-Free and I fucked her BD”
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