Local Woodstock, Georgia resident arrested for being "too damn sexy"
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Chance Cwieka, a Georgia resident has been taken into custody today for being way too sexy. Authorities say the amount of raw animal magnetism he posesses is "...simply too dangerous, he cannot be allowed to interact with the public." His trial will begin next Tuesday. He may be eligible for the death penalty.
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