Dick van Dam Missing
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In the heat of the cancellation of known mobster Henry Hill a close mob assailant to Henry and the chad family named Dick has gone missing. He was last seen publicly when he was asked to give a statement about the cancellation but politely declined. It is rumored that he may have been kidnapped because of the fear he would talk about other things that could get Henry and others such as fzy and Junior cancelled, there a rumors swirling that Henry was seen at Junior appreciation night talking to an unidentifiable person and some report overhearing the phrase it’s what it is. Police have decided to reach out to the public for information leading to the recovery of the giga chad known as dick and say if anyone sees a man with a abnormally large cock this may be dick and to inform authorities immediately. This morning the court attempted to convict fzy in relation to this case but was dismissed after the lawyer made a fair point that you can’t blame fzy since he did it for the vine. It is also suspected Dick may be hiding in fzy’s methlab but this hasn’t been confirmed by authorities.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.