Spontaneous Grind Combustion or Abduction
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An alpha male named Fzy has recently disappeared from his local gym. Reports say he walked it and worked out for a while but he was never seen walking out of the gym. Witnesses instead saw a large buff black man waking out the man then hopped in Fzys vehicle (a taco truck) and drove away. There is conflicting theories about this case ranging from it was a local rapist and kidnapper named mike jones to it was aliens, but authorities prevailing theory is this large black man was actually fzy. When the chief of police was interviewed he said that he believes quote “Fzy probably went into that gym and ended up grinding so hard he literally became black”, Scientists say this theory could in fact lend credence because this is a known phenomenon known as spontaneous grind combustion where upon grinding hard enough one completed combusts and becomes a large buff black man scientists say as an off note that this happened in reverse to Michael Jackson. So we are left with this question was fzy abducted and sold into sex slavery or a victim of spontaneous grind combustion, stay tuned for more news.
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