Steven Annan Convicted Bike Seat Sniffer

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Mr Annan of Shildon has once again been arrested for sniffing bike seats. He has been charged by the crown court on multiple counts of breaking and entering multiple bike sheds and proceeding to gently place his nose upon strangers bicycle saddles and deeply inhale.

It is not known why Mr Annan has this getting but one of his victims Amy spoke to us today about it...

“ I was sat having my tea when I looked out of the kitchen Window to see a man resembling Penfold from danger mouse climbing my garden fence. I watched him scamper up to my bicycle and start sniffing the seat. I was very traumatised by this and am now undergoing ptsd counselling.”

The predator Mr Annan has been charged under section 4 of the bicycle misconduct act and will be sentenced to 44 hours community service.

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