The League: We beat they ass & took their flag -DaVille

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(2-3) Hapeville Hornets aka DaVille vs (5-0) East Metro Steelers was a great game. DaVille beat EMS 13-12, EMS said they would win 28-6, after making a stupid ass prediction like that the League decided to drug test EMS’s whole entire coaching staff, and I don’t blame them. EMS ran the ball well 1st drive of game with 10 and scored, after that DaVille made adjustments and their defense played lights out stuffing EMS’s big slow ass offense twice,1st & goal on their 1 yard line. They tried to force it in twice like a determine sex offender but DaVille defense scratch them in the face and said “No means No Mfer”!.
Ex-Undefeated Tucker Lions vs Undefeated State Champs Falcons United was a nail biter, the cheating ass champs and their paid officials beat the cry baby ass Lions 27-22. Tucker jumped out with a 2 score lead in the 1st half, but the Falcons turnt their QB loose, throwing 4 TDS for the comeback win. They Lions played one safety while Roscoe and MegaTron caught everything except the virus. FU down one score, ball on their 5 yard line with 3 seconds left on the game clock and Tucker decided to go with 4 safeties and still got scored on with a passing play...dumb asses didn’t even realized FU had 12 men on the field.
This is so sad, (1-4) CP Rams lost another game to NH Tigers 18 -6. The Rams have a pretty good team with studs like Kman, Lil Ced and Lil Dee, but it’s the coaches and parents that suck ass, the coaches didn’t make any in-game adjustments and the parents dnt cheer ...at all... but they all wear all blue every game, I’m assuming they all are Crips. Even the dark skin lady with the bullhorn, who shape like Samsung Smart Deep Freezer, wasn’t cheering, all she kept saying thru her bullhorn during the game was “Zay I got yo booster seat”, which was annoying asf to Zay.
The Tru Elite finally got another win by beating the shit out of the already defeated Newman Outlaws 49-6. Since Tru Elite ran their ex-OC (Mario) off they been putting up numbers with their new QB(Big Tank). The word on the streets is Mario brought the offense for $2200 which he pose to make payments on. He paid up to $900 but kept losing so HC Tony told him that his services are no longer needed and fired him, and when Mario inquired about the $900 he already paid Coach Tony looked him str8 in the eyes and said “This my money Punk”, sounding and looking just like Debo.

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