Ginger lad caught breaking into houses and stealing wank socks

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Adam Butterill, aged 37, has been caught by local authorities after a years long investigation of breaking into properties. Initially the cases didn’t report anything missing, that is until the West Yorkshire police gained a warrant into his house and found 27 socks, drenched in jizz, (dried like wood) under his bed. It’s been reported, he has been microwaving these socks and sucking the jizz out the socks. If you or anyone you know has had their wank sock stolen please come forward as authorities are still compiling evidence against him.

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