Teen Criminal Reuben Cole Ends up Dead in a Ditch

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After a reported sighting of a decomposing body in the Julfwell Ditch, police have recovered the remains of one computer-nerd Reuben Cole, who had been missing for five days prior after breaking up with his girlfriend.

Reuben Cole was a 'kind' boy, says his parents. 'Well, to girls, at least'. Since Reuben's death, police have been receiving allegations about Reuben playing the worst blood-sport in Australian history: AFL. If these allegations turn out to be true and Reuben was still alive, he would be eligible for a 10-month spell in a Leister Soccer Camp.

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