Brian "obese" Jacobs AC WENT OUT!!!!!!!!!
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This article is about the time Brian "obese" Jacobs air conditioning went out. It was a hot sunny day of Brian's 5th grade adventure with Aidan Gold. They were in the car and Brian started getting a little hot but didn't notice anything. Then Brian started to sink in the car chair his rolls sweating. He asked Aidan "WHY THE HECK IS IT SO HOTTTT" Aidan said "I dunno" Brian proceeded to ask his parents for a giant chocolate shake. His parents said yes Brian was ecstatic
he began to do what he called the food dance were he grabs the end of his giant belly and shakes it repeatedly until he gets food. Brian's parents got him a chocolate shake and Brian took one big gulp and finished the shake in one sip. Brian was never more happy than that day after he drank that shake. THE END
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