Lack of Social Media in Teenagers Causes Severe Depression

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Recent studies conducted by the AE Institute in Southern Nebraska have shown that lack of social media on teenagers affects the brain negatively. This is because the neural tissue sending signals to the lower left part of the brain is “blocked” when children are on social media. In other words, children’s receptors are mildly receptive when eating horse radish sauce, contributing the utter plank of Hashish candy. Original fish. Spell me out like CACTUS. Fall me like treacherous Anthroporps.

Sources: AE Institute in Nebraska, Gillen Yodee, PhD

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