Maltby Fatty busted at local Tesco for attempting “cheddar heist”
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Local Maltby resident Gillie Higgins busted in local Tesco’s with what was reported over 20kg of different cheeses hid under ‘excess cellulite’. To worsen things police reported her own daughter to be the person reporting her at the moment of the crime. The obese youth claims to be ‘an aspiring police officer, looking to rid the streets of fatties like my mother’
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